Shakespearian Insult Kit

Shakespearian Insult Kit

Next time that you are at a loss for a good insult, use this handy table to construct a Shakespearean insult.
Combine one word from each of the three columns below, and be sure to preface it with the word "Thou":

/Column_1/Columm_2/Column_3/
artless/ base-court /apple-john
bawdy/ bat-fowling /baggage
beslubbering /beef-witted /barnacle
bootless/ beetle-headed/ bladder
churlish/ boil-brained /boar-pig
cockered/ clapper-clawed /bugbear
clouted /clay-brained /bum-bailey
craven /common-kissing/ canker-blossom
currish/ crook-pated/ clack-dish
dankish /dismal-dreaming /clotpole
dissembling/ dizzy-eyed /coxcomb
droning /doghearted /codpiece
errant /dread-bolted /death-token
fawning/ earth-vexing /dewberry
fobbing /elf-skinned /flap-dragon
froward /fat-kidneyed /flax-wench
frothy /fen-sucked /flirt-gill
gleeking/ flap-mouthed /foot-licker
goatish /fly-bitten /fustilarian
gorbellied /folly-fallen /giglet
impertinent/ fool-born/ gudgeon
infectious/ full-gorged /haggard
jarring /guts-griping/ harpy
loggerheaded /half-faced/ hedge-pig
lumpish /hasty-witted /horn-beast
mammering /hedge-born /hugger-mugger
mangled/ hell-hated/ joithead
mewling /idle-headed /lewdster
paunchy /ill-breeding/ lout
pribbling /ill-nurtured /maggot-pie
puking /knotty-pated /malt-worm
puny /milk-livered/ mammet
qualling/ motley-minded /measle
rank /onion-eyed /minnow
reeky /plume-plucked/ miscreant
roguish /pottle-deep /moldwarp
ruttish/ pox-marked/ mumble-news
saucy/ reeling-ripe /nut-hook
spleeny/ rough-hewn /pigeon-egg
spongy /rude-growing /pignut
surly /rump-fed /puttock
tottering/ shard-borne/ pumpion
unmuzzled /sheep-biting/ ratsbane
vain/ spur-galled/ scut
venomed/ swag-bellied/ skainsmate
villainous/ tardy-gaited /strumpet
warped /tickle-brained /varlet
wayward/ toad-spotted /vassal
weedy /unchin-snouted /whey-face
yeasty/ weather-bitten/ wagtail


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